Those in the know say the wife walked-in on her husband, a very popular businessman, ‘going-down’ on their maid, and the embarrassment was too much, so she boarded the next available flight out of Kingston and has not been back…And chances are she wont be as the stories of his infidelity are now the Talk Of The Town.

That however, is not the core of her distress, as her distress comes from the fact that it has now emerged that hubby had been ‘carrying-on’ with the helper for years now, and most of his male friends knew this and so she feels completely humiliated.

More anon, as a team of Lawyers, are said to have been engaged…

The Talk Of The Town Is That Seismic Political Changes Are On The Horizon, For The Governing JLP As Political Pundits Are Saying Faced With A Raft Of Scandals, JLP Leader Andrew Jolness Has No Choice But To Have A Massive Cabinet Reshuffle, To Try And Rebrand The Party, As He Seeks To Renew His Mandate.

Dears, All Bets Are Off As Some JLP Insiders Say Holness Has Been Fixing To Ditch A Number Of JLP Stalwarts Including Mike Henry;  Pearnell Charles; James Robertson; JC Hutchinson; Ruddy Spencer, And Karl Samuda, For A More Mellenial Friendly, Set Of Candidates…

Seems Like All Is Not Well In HIgh-Places. Word Around Town Is That The CEO Who Tried Covering-up The 200-Million-Dollar Wire Transfer, For The Nosey One, Is Coming Under Fire From Those In The Know As Its Being Investigated Abroad And The Fear Is The Action Could Bring The Well Known Jamaican Company Into International Disrepute…

Then, My Dears, The Talk Of The Town Is About The Number Of Deaths Being Attributed To Those Seeking Eternal Youth, Under The Scapple, With Word Being That At Least Two Recent High-Society Deaths Were As A Result Of Cosmetic Surgery Gone Wrong, Now There Is The Spectacle Of A One Missy Doing The Circuit With One Butt-Cheek Being Higher Than The Other, As Her Butt Implants Have Gone Jiggly On Her. But While Her Disfigurement Seems To Go Unnoticed By Her, Her Friends And Associates Are Having A Juice Of A Time Keeping A Straight Face Whenever She’s Around, Particularly When She Strikes Her Signature “Cheeky” Pose…

Then, Kingston Is Awash With Stories Of The Container That Went Missing From The Wharves And Was Later Found On The Premises Of A High-ranking Political Power-Player, Not Unconnected To The Administration! Story Is However, The Investigating Officers Advised The Complainant To File An Insurance Claim, As Recovering And Returning The Container To Her, Could injurious to her wellbeing…

Eyebrows Are Being Raised In Some Quarters, As Some Are Saying A Number Of Israelis Are Here Being Paid By The Government, For Work Being Done On Behalf Of The JLP. The Story Is The Israelis Have Been Helping The JLP In Gathering Data In Some Key Constituencies, Under The Guise Of Working For The Government. It Is Being Whispered Along The Hallways Of Belmont Road That It’s This Data, Along With Supporting Documentation, Including Fake IDs, That The JLP Used To Slant Both St Mary And Portland Bi-Elections In Their Favour. Some Say It’s Such A Tightly Guarded Operation, Few In The Party Know About It And That Explains Why It has Not Been Leaked To The PNP…

G Is For Greedy. At Least That’s The Complaint Being Made Against The Politician Who Is Always Requesting Cash Donation From Many Business-Operators In The Private Sector. They Are None Too Happy That His Appetite For Cash Seems To Have Grown Exponentially Lately, As Did His “Fees” For Cutting Through The Red-tape To Ostensibly Help Them. They Are Now Publicly Grumbling As They Say Report To The Boss, Has Not Helped As If Anything, The “Greedy” One Has Become Even Greedier…

Word is, He Was Fired, Not Sent On A Sabbatical, For His Lecherous Behaviour and Sexual Predatory Behaviour In The Workplace. Talk That He “Resigned” To Contest A Political Seat Is Nothing More Than “Spin”, As The Story From Those He Worked Says He Is A Serial Sexual Offender, Who Harrassed All The Females Under His Command, And Those Who Refused His Advances Were Further Victimised By Him At The Workplace…

Some Of His Friends Are Worried That He Is A Pyromaniac, As He Is Now Threatening To Burndown Another Property…But What Has Some Concerned Is That The Threat Included Setting Fire To Home Of The “Enemy” While She And Her Children Are Asleep In It…All Because His Wife And One Of Her Former Confidantes Had A Public Blow-up On Social Media.  Remember, Ths Is The Same Man Who Drove To East Portland To Set Fire To A Home Over There And Was Actually Caught Saturating The Place With A Flammable Liquid. The Question For Many Is, Not In Bellevue Or Behind Bars, as He Represents A Clear And Present Danger To Many As His Fascination With Arson, is A Threat To All… 

Some In Tourism Industry Are Complaining About Some Tourism Officials Who Are Always Calling To “Request” Complimentary Rooms…Here And Abroad…

And The City Is Awash With The ‘News’ That The Wife Of The High-powered Businessman Has Found A New Paramour And He Is Killing Her With His “Lyrics”. Story Is That The Businessman Was Too Busy Hunting The Cheese And So Neglected His Homework And Just Like That, The Wife Was Being DJayed…

Then Some Of The Minister’s Friends Are Worried That He Is Showing Signs Of Early Dementia…

Meanwhile Back In Tinseltown And Across The Globe Her Fans Are Still Applauding Her Chutzpah, As News Spread That She Walked Of The Latest Bond Set, For Having Too Few Speaking Lines. Some Are Doubly Upset As They Say Not Only Should She Have Been Given A More Substantive Role, The Producers Should Have Commissioned Her To Sing The Title Song, As Nothing Else Would Befit Her Role As Style Icon And Gender-bending Exemplar…

And The Videos From The Holliday-Weekend In Negril Are In, And They Make The “Fluffy-Diva” Draws-dropping At THe LGBT Pride Event, Way Tame…

And Speaking Of THe Fluffy-Diva Dropping Her Draws At A Gay-Pride Event, Some Are Asking If She Really Expected To Get A “Rise” From The Men Present?

And The First Note From The New Consul General Is Out And It Is Being Circulated, As Are The Reviews Of Her Performance, And Dears, It’s Causing All To Cringe In Real Horror.

Luvs, ‘ The English Are Very Bad’ And It’s Not Expected To Get Any Better. But It is Not Only The ‘Hinglish’ That Are Causing Onlookers To Cringe, As Insiders Say The ‘Attitude’ Is So Noveau, Its Not Funny And The Crotch-grabbing Dancing Antics, Are More Burlesque Than Tres Diplomatique

Then, y’all Heard About the Businessman who bought North Coast Villa For US$4-Million Dollars To Knock It Down And Build A New One…

And A Recent Tweet By Our Attorney General And St James MP, Have Many Of Her Political Colleagues And Party Members Convinced She Will Be Exiting The Political Stage Around THe Time Of The Next General Elections, If Not Before…

Many See This As A Step In The Right Direction As They Say She Has So Alienated Her Constituents, Her Reelection Is Out Of The Question.

Not everyone is happy with the current ongoing campaign to try and discredit the Head of The FLA, by one of its former Board-members, as they see this as a blatant attempt to discredit the current Head, to have him replaced by a more compliant one, one that will bow to the dictates of those who are intent on selling “Pre-Approved” Firearm Licenses to known criminals and lesser-known ones.

Story on the Streets is that these “Pre-Approved” licenses were fetching upwards of Twenty-five Thousand US Dollars on the ‘Open-Market’, with the sales coordinator being a politically well placed one, but since the scandal broke and a shake-up was instituted, many who had made deposits on Firearms, are now pressuring the agitators to repay their money, or provide the licenses and hence this is what has been fuelling the social media campaign….

Watch this space for more as the campaign has taken a turn for the worse, and includes threats on the life of the Head Of The FLA.. 

Remember, If Its The Talk Of The Town, And You Have Not Heard It, You Can Read It Here…