Her friends and staff have always called her a Grade-A, Classless Biatch, but when she confronted one of her Husband’s employees in public recently, and accused the employee of trying to steal the husband, creating such an ugly scene, threatening to escalate the encounter to a physical brawl, that’s what sealed the deal for many as they say that’s when the real her came to town. And it sent her friends scurrying for cover so as not to associate with her or the behaviour. And it only got worse… as the story unfolded it was discovered that she had cloned the husband’s phone and would routinely listen to his conversations, which only made matters worse with talk of a divorce a-plenty, as the husband says he has grown tired of her drama and her stalking…and Fed up at the Lenghts she goes to, to be disruptive…
Then have you all heard of the pretentious one who worked as a Boutique Manager and in order to keep up appearances and make the social pages, would habitually wear clothing from the boutique, and return them to the racks, after wearing them, without cleaning them because dry-cleaning them would damage the Labels…
This is a Classic, the story is, the Roaming one, was cheating on his two mistresses, with none the wiser, and as the two mistresses lived in close proximity to each other it was quite easy to manage, but that was until Mistress number one found out and the unhappy Four-some came tumbling down. The story is the Roaming would routinely visit Mistress number two, after leaving mistress number one and She became incensed after learning that her married paramour was two-timing her with another colleague and decided to break up the neighbouring “Dolly-House”. The story is: after leaving the apartment of Mistress number one recently, he stopped at the apartment of mistress number two, but Number one being aware of his interest in her colleague, allowed him to leave and go visit mistress number two…Then she followed behind and when she got to Mistress’s number two, residence, raised such a stink, on her horn, at her Matey’’s Gate, the neighbours began coming out to check what was going on… And it got even peachier when Mistress number two came out to find what was going on, to find her Parliamentary colleague huffing and puffing at her gate… And forced her way into her home and confronted their shared paramour. There was a heated exchange, red faces all around Well and low-cost fabric from princess-Street, flying around like confetti… According to sources, Mistress Number 2, is still trying to recover from the shock, humiliation, and being outed in such a demeaning manner… She’s been busy plotting her sweet revenge.
Breaking Story is the High Court is about to sit and adjudicate another case over dead-lef. According to briefs, the family is contesting the will leaving the family estate to a total stranger, whose sexuality has since come into question because of this gift by his friend in appreciation for his help and care when he was alone and needed care and support. The story is the Blood Relatives feel they were cheated and are now asking the courts to make amends…Wait for it as there will be loads of dirty linen to be laundered…
The war between the Mayor and his Councillor continues and is escalating… Causing the bigger heads to be worried. As with electioneering in the air, the heads are worried that the disunity might lessen their seat count in what is expected to be a hotly contested General election… But with the directive to mend fences being ignored by the warring parties, no one is hopeful…
Some Observers are publicly voicing their concerns about the recent spate of attacks on the Beryllium Security Guards, in the execution of their duties, as they say, the Attacks are not random but seem to be part and parcel of a coordinated pattern to discredit Beryllium, in order to force businesses to reassess their business dealings with the company… And those Observers are pointing the finger at one Ambitious Company, in particular… But not all buy into that theory, some others are positing that the clean efficiency of the two recent attacks speaks to a professional Operation, causing them to question if both incidents were executed by rogue members of the JCF or the JDF, because of the Firepower and organizational proficiency. They are now asking that all firearms issued to members of the JCF and JDF during this time, be tested ballistically against the recovered spent shells and projectiles from both scenes… In the meantime, the People of Portmore and the Country as a whole, remain ‘draumatized’ and fearful…
Then the wife who walked in on the hubby going down on the ‘Maid’ and jetted off to hide her shame is back. Heard that this time the maid is an Import, and the live-in arrangements have been modified to prevent the husband’s wandering eyes to cause him to wander into the Maid’s Quarters… again…
