Ackee Sauce

Story is, the joke is now on the CEO, as he now has a permanent grin, on his face, as a result of his recent face job. Some are saying it was a new Teeth-job, others say it was the Botox, but whatever the reason, the permanent idiotic- grin plastered on the face of the CEO is making it difficult for clients and even associates to sit comfortably in on meetings or even after-hours soirees…
Then, she professes that she’s a Christian and A Follower of Christ, but she was conspicuously absent from the Funeral Service of her former Best Friend and Client.. And the Tongues are wagging. Some say its as if she’s never heard the Gospel of love and Forgiveness; others say, she’s still bitter and will be still bitter in the afterlife…
And the story is, she was not the only one missing, as the “Dry-weather-Friend’ and Profiler who never saw a camera without striking a pose, was also missing. Causing many to question her authenticity, as she’s always on about the need for Unity, in the ethnic community…
It seems as if the Mother, who is the primary suspect in the murder of her autistic son, is being given the Cold Shoulder, by her ‘former’ friends and admirers, as her birthday came and went and was relatively uneventful. No Garden Beach-front parties this year; No pictorial layout and; and No Champagne, celebrations. And No birthday wishes were posted to her Social Media pages, to commemorate her birthday…
Seems like the word is out and she’s now being officially ostracized, as emotions are still high over the callous and brutal murder of the child, some say done to facilitate a holiday. In fact, people are so incensed they are asking why has it taken the Police so long to slap the cuffs on her and place her in Fort Augusta. As some now consider her a threat and menace, to society and a social experiment gone very wrong…


Then, people are confused as Word is a social gamer, was at his favourite watering and gaming den recently, and hit the Jackpot, but instead of Money streaming out of the gaming machine in payment, or a part payment, the establishment stepping up to make good, there was no money streaming from the Machine, and when Management was contacted, they very nonchalantly offered a promissory note in the amount of the Jackpot. Needless to say, the experience left a very sour taste in the ‘winner’ and his friends’ mouths, as they were all set to celebrate the Jackpot winnings, but that had to be postponed and Gamers are now questioning if it’s worth their while…
So, the Private Security Industry is all set to welcome another Player…No surprises here for some as the talk on the streets for weeks now was that the high-profile robberies were a deliberate act of sabotage, to soften the Market and make it amenable to welcoming another player. Not that there is any proven link between the new players and the string of high-profile robberies, but you know, that was the Talk of the town, for weeks.


Conventional wisdom has it that you should never advertise a bad-Product. And so many are questioning the ongoing ad campaign, promoting the New-Look Currency, with all the ills that beset it. Firstly some machines still cannot dispense it; others cannot accept it; and they are the source of a lot of confusion among many, who are having trouble distinguishing the denominations…But the latest complaint takes the cake as some say the notes are not machine washable, and cannot take an accidental tumble in a washing machine…
And, enquiring minds would like to know, if any of the Donors, who contributed to the failed campaign for the Position of Commonwealth Secretary General, were rewarded with official Diplomatic Passports.

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